Hula canoola

Comcast held their own cute little version of the Olympics today, and I decided to participate. Knowing that one of my personal strengths includes hula-hooping, I decided that that would be the direction for me to go. After I completed the required 10 minutes of prelims, I made it into the finals. This would be a hula-off between me and some hoodlum we got off the streets (just kidding, he works there ). After much persistence and perspiration, I won. The grand time?? Two straight hours. Yes, you saw it right. 120 big ones. The crowd was cheering and flowers were thrown as I beat at my chest and pumped my fists in the air. Along with the well earned glory, I received a $30gas gift card, and two luscious Milky Ways. Although I feel a tinge of shame for spending two hours whipping a plastic ring around my waist, I am proud to say that I have become a hero to hula hoopers around the world. Look out, Michael Phelps, here I come.